Any number of things are wrong with the tory’s comically bad attempts to smear Gordon Brown, here’s a list:

• There’s a lot of actual shit things about New Labour they could talk about (although to be fair to the tories most of these things are tory policy)
• Making me think of Flash Gordon means I’ve got Queen and Brian Blessed stuck on a loop in my head, which is a good thing
• Complaining that a union, which about 4% of voters are members of, has an unfair say in Labour policy, when you’re run by a 1 guy who’s a thieving billionaire scum bag who only cares about increasing his already obscene wealth, is a bit off.
• Oh, and you fucked it up completely:
  • Congratulated themselves for doing a great job before the shit hit the fan (and even if it hadn’t there’s only 617 people signed up)
  • Didn’t understand how twitter, or html injection worked
  • Caused a funny graph to be made
  • and got a torygraph stooge to say it was teh hax0rs

The internet is great