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Moans, Short

When someone lets their dog crap outside your house it should be legally and socially acceptable to follow them and take a dump on their doorstep. Or maybe just fling it at them with a spatula.

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House, Moans, Short

I got a letter in the post for one of my new neighbours when I moved in, put it in the post with the above. Got it back 2 days later. Brilliant.