Question
When a spam tweet has ‘cum’ written in it, is it because ‘cum’ spells ‘cum’ or because the message was 141 characters?
Snowball Fight on Wii Fit Plus could be the new Duck Hunt
it’s refreshingly addictive.
That explains it
According to a trust worthy poll, by a reputable company in a reputable newspaper, or something like that, these are things women find attractive (bolding mine)
- Has facial stubble
- Is a bit geeky
- Has a hairy chest
- Avid book reader
- Cries at soppy films1
- Sings along to a song while dancing to it
- Grey hair
- Sweaty after workout2
- Wears glasses
- Has a passion for sports
That explains why my life is like a Lynx advert.
1 CSS3 selectors on the other hand…
2 It would be bolded, except I don’t work out3
3 If you’re not sweating after a work out your sweat glands aren’t working and you’re probably dead, consult your GP.
The :not selector in CSS3 (and jQuery) is so brilliant I might cry
This could’ve been a tweet, but fuck it.
The new Beeb style guide
If you don’t know html & css then you’re not a web designer
You’re a graphic designer, and there’s nothing wrong with that it’s a completely legitimate career. But you’re not a web designer, drawing websites in Photoshop makes you a web designer in the same way that this image makes me an architect.
Facebok Login
Username
Password
Obviously this doesn’t do anything, I just thought it’d be funny with the recent login kerfuffle, especially with the intentional misspelling of Facebook I might get a few hits on Google. I’m aware that I’m a bastard.
Getting SEO advice from your webhost…
…is like getting advice on what to say to your customers on the phone from BT